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It is suddenly very important to certain Victorians that their laptops have playdates. Every day, the laptops will travel to a communal location, where they will…

I’m a simple girl. My idea of fun is an annual event in which people are crushed in pursuit of half-price Christmas decorations. But those days…

When the woman from the pet crematorium asked what to put on the plaque, I had a single thought. Rupert, I told her, who ate a…